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Your call. Do you give a shit about the one-dayers in England?

Now the Tests are all done and dusted, apparently the Aussies are balls deep into¬†the time-honoured Natwest One Day International Series¬†against the old enemy……sort of. Australia’s 88-run win in Manchester on Sunday gives them a 1-0 lead heading into the final two games of the series, to be played in Cardiff on Saturday and Southampton … Continue reading

Your call. Which Australian is the biggest pain in the arse?

The Aussies are a team full of underachieving, overrated, flat-track bullies who caused Rooters Cricket’s own Shane Keith Warne to fly to bits with Liz at the Ascot Races. The poor bastard! We’re certainly spoilt for choice when it comes to choosing the bloke we love to hate in the Australian squad. Or are we? … Continue reading

Your call. Is Graeme Swann a wanker?

It would have been brilliant to see Rooters Cricket’s own Ashton Agar bring up a ton to cap his magnificent innings, wouldn’t it? Unfortunately he was caught by English resident pullthrough and popped-collar exponent Graeme Swann who proceeded to carry on like he’d just won the series off his own bat. Fuckwit! Let’s get to … Continue reading

Your call. How many Tests will Australia win in England on the Ashes tour?

As Mike Gibson said, it’s time to “fill the fridge full of piss and strap yourself into that favourite chair of yours” as we get stuck into The Ashes! Before you do, let’s get to voting…..

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