Ashton Agar

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Rooters Cricket’s Ashes report card

Rooters, Ibiza ‘Geia sas!’ from the Greek party island of Ibiza. Readers will have to excuse our tardiness in the past week. The Rooters Cricket team have been up to their eyeballs in disco bickies and bikini-clad backpackers as we enjoy a well earned rest after covering another action-packed Ashes series. Now the dust has … Continue reading

Pass the bong, Ed

Rooters, London Australia’s batsmen have been placed on notice by their coach Darren Lehmann, who declared after a memorable first Test match in charge that the team’s inability to get consistent runs from the top order and an unhealthy reliance on the tail wagging must end if the Ashes are to be won from 1-0 … Continue reading

Cool dude Michael Holding demands cheat Stuart Broad be banned

Rooters, Nottingham In a hugely contentious moment, England’s Stuart Broad was given a bewildering reprieve when Pakistani umpire Aleem Dar failed to spot a thick edge to Michael Clarke at slip off the bowling of Rooters Cricket’s own Ashton Agar. South African Kevin Pietersen backed his team-mate’s decision not to walk, and was effusive in … Continue reading

Your call. Is Graeme Swann a wanker?

It would have been brilliant to see Rooters Cricket’s own Ashton Agar bring up a ton to cap his magnificent innings, wouldn’t it? Unfortunately he was caught by English resident pullthrough and popped-collar exponent Graeme Swann who proceeded to carry on like he’d just won the series off his own bat. Fuckwit! Let’s get to … Continue reading

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