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Brad Haddin

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Poms are shit – a review

Rooters, Sydney Fortunately enough, I’ve never been at point blank range around the stables to see a mare get serviced by a stallion. They reckon it’s not pretty. They tell me there’s a little pony involved, sort of like the ‘fluffer’ that porn producers employ to get the ‘talent’ up and about. Then they fuck … Continue reading

English crowds should ‘just shoosh up’ – Haddin

Rooters, London Australia’s vice-captain Brad Haddin has attempted to pull a tricky one and shift the attention of the national selectors away from his own poor performances with the bat. The incumbant team backstop, who has made six scores under 14 in the eight visits he has made to the crease during the Ashes, has … Continue reading

Smith plans to keep swinging from the arse

Rooters, Taunton Two days after the Cricket Australia National Selection Panel (NSP) advised a dumbfounded nation that Steve Smith had been added to the Australian Ashes squad on the VB Tour of England, the T20 specialist has been left out of the side to play Somerset in Taunton starting Wednesday. Opener Chris Rogers has also … Continue reading

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