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Chris Rogers

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Poms are shit – a review

Rooters, Sydney Fortunately enough, I’ve never been at point blank range around the stables to see a mare get serviced by a stallion. They reckon it’s not pretty. They tell me there’s a little pony involved, sort of like the ‘fluffer’ that porn producers employ to get the ‘talent’ up and about. Then they fuck … Continue reading

Rooters Cricket’s Ashes report card

Rooters, Ibiza ‘Geia sas!’ from the Greek party island of Ibiza. Readers will have to excuse our tardiness in the past week. The Rooters Cricket team have been up to their eyeballs in disco bickies and bikini-clad backpackers as we enjoy a well earned rest after covering another action-packed Ashes series. Now the dust has … Continue reading

‘Stick your song up your arse!’ – Lyon

Rooters, Durham England has won the Ashes following a monumental Australian batting collapse on day four at Chester-le-Street. Set an intimidating 299 to win, the task was never going to be easy for the tourists but after a century stand from openers David Warner and Chris Rogers the Australian middle and lower order shit the … Continue reading

Smith plans to keep swinging from the arse

Rooters, Taunton Two days after the Cricket Australia National Selection Panel (NSP) advised a dumbfounded nation that Steve Smith had been added to the Australian Ashes squad on the VB Tour of England, the T20 specialist has been left out of the side to play Somerset in Taunton starting Wednesday. Opener Chris Rogers has also … Continue reading

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