Cricket Australia

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BREAKING NEWS: Poms whinge. Australians don’t give a fuck.

Rooters, Adelaide Cricket Australia officials were thrown into a flap during the week after the appearance of a story written by Kenyan-born, former England fast-bowling, potato chip enthusiast and lardy-boy Derek Pringle in the London Telegraph. The great big bastard, who changed his name to that of his favourite crisp in the late 1980s, once … Continue reading

No one likes me anymore – Sutherland

Rooters Cricket CRICKET Australia chief executive James Sutherland welled up when the press gallery suggested he had blood on his hands after the latest of the national team’s ongoing controversies. Asked if the continuing dramas were embarrassing for the highly paid fan boy, he was on the back foot and playing and missing like Phil … Continue reading

Cricket tragics rejoice as Australia ditch rotation policy for Ashes

Rooters, London After a decade of giving Australian cricket lovers the shits with a policy described as “informed player management” by national selector John Inverarity, Australia are shelving their controversial rotation policy in a victory for common sense. The policy designed to safeguard key players from burn-out has drawn heavy criticism from the media and … Continue reading

Clarke very sleepy and heading back to bed

Rooters, Bristol Australian captain Michael Clarke was ‘shocked and stunned’ to be woken up this afternoon. Nobody likes to be roused from an afternoon kip, especially when you’ve spent the morning on the massage table, but Clarke was ‘fucking ropeable’ when his complimentary Samsung Galaxy S4 started buzzing next to his head early on Monday … Continue reading

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