Ed Cowan

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Poms are shit – a review

Rooters, Sydney Fortunately enough, I’ve never been at point blank range around the stables to see a mare get serviced by a stallion. They reckon it’s not pretty. They tell me there’s a little pony involved, sort of like the ‘fluffer’ that porn producers employ to get the ‘talent’ up and about. Then they fuck … Continue reading

‘I done good!’ – Warner

Rooters, London David Warner has pushed his claims for an Ashes call-up by scoring 193 for Australia A in the first unofficial ‘Tin-Pot’ Test against South Africa A in Pretoria. Warner struck 29 fours and a six in his 226-ball innings before being bowled by some unknown muppet called Marchant de Lange. Warner was buoyant … Continue reading

Pass the bong, Ed

Rooters, London Australia’s batsmen have been placed on notice by their coach Darren Lehmann, who declared after a memorable first Test match in charge that the team’s inability to get consistent runs from the top order and an unhealthy reliance on the tail wagging must end if the Ashes are to be won from 1-0 … Continue reading

Warner to seek asylum in South Africa

Rooters, Nottingham Australia have revealed David Warner has left the Ashes squad after selectors decided he wasn’t ready to take on England in the first two Tests at Trent Bridge and Lord’s. Warner, who was suspended after punching 14-year-old Joe Root in a Birmingham bar in June, will join up with the Australia A tour … Continue reading

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