Ian Botham

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Poms are shit – a review

Rooters, Sydney Fortunately enough, I’ve never been at point blank range around the stables to see a mare get serviced by a stallion. They reckon it’s not pretty. They tell me there’s a little pony involved, sort of like the ‘fluffer’ that porn producers employ to get the ‘talent’ up and about. Then they fuck … Continue reading

Former English Test legends lose their shit

Rooters, Brisbane Two days after slamming Australia’s batting as the “weakest Ashes line-up ever”, resident English commentary pullthrough Sir Ian Botham has described his countrymen’s first innings batting capitulation at the Gabba as “a fucking train wreck”. The front-running flip-flopper said the Poms had only themselves to blame for a spectacular collapse before tea, during … Continue reading

Gatting says pick Poms last

Rooters, Nottingham Ashes-winning captain and professional pie-eater Mike Gatting has urged England to continue with their national import policy for this northern summer’s contest with Australia. In keeping with the rich tradition of claiming non-English athletes as their own, the Poms have jumped all over Scottish Wimbledon champion and dour pain-in-the-arse Mummy’s boy Andy Murray, … Continue reading

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