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‘I just miss my Mummy’ – Alastair Cook

Rooters, Sydney A deflated Alastair Cook has admitted for the first time he doesn’t know if he wants to captain his country and he misses his Mummy. On the back of its 5-0 Ashes pumping, Australia claimed the limited overs series in resounding style on Sunday at the SCG by hammering England by seven wickets with … Continue reading

Poms are shit – a review

Rooters, Sydney Fortunately enough, I’ve never been at point blank range around the stables to see a mare get serviced by a stallion. They reckon it’s not pretty. They tell me there’s a little pony involved, sort of like the ‘fluffer’ that porn producers employ to get the ‘talent’ up and about. Then they fuck … Continue reading

Anderson ‘said he’d give me a ‘chinese burn” – Bailey

Rooters, Sydney George Bailey, the mature-aged debutant whose confrontation with James Anderson ignited the tense finale to the first Test, says he was not perturbed by a threat from the England fast bowler to give him a “chinese burn” and predicts the “naughty words” that were exchanged at the Gabba will continue in Adelaide next … Continue reading

England devastated by ‘selfish’ Watson

Rooters, London The English cricket team have revealed their dismay at Shane Watson’s decision not to review his LBW decision in the second innings of the disastrous Lord’s test. The team’s ‘Punter’s Club’, led by Tim Bresnan, had backed the metrosexual ponce to blow another review. “The selfish fucker!” Bresnan lamented. “We got him at … Continue reading

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