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Nathan Lyon

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Former English Test legends lose their shit

Rooters, Brisbane Two days after slamming Australia’s batting as the “weakest Ashes line-up ever”, resident English commentary pullthrough Sir Ian Botham has described his countrymen’s first innings batting capitulation at the Gabba as “a fucking train wreck”. The front-running flip-flopper said the Poms had only themselves to blame for a spectacular collapse before tea, during … Continue reading

‘Shirley you can’t be serious’

Rooters, London The Cricket Australia National Selection Panel (NSP) has today announced an 18-man squad for the limited overs component of the VB Tour of England, as well as the ODI against Scotland. Commenting on the squad, National Selector John Inverarity, who played Sergeant Frank Drebin in the film ‘The Naked Gun’ and Dr. Rumack … Continue reading

‘Stick your song up your arse!’ – Lyon

Rooters, Durham England has won the Ashes following a monumental Australian batting collapse on day four at Chester-le-Street. Set an intimidating 299 to win, the task was never going to be easy for the tourists but after a century stand from openers David Warner and Chris Rogers the Australian middle and lower order shit the … Continue reading

Usman Khawaja had a bowl today…..no shit!

Rooters, Taunton It is said that “he who laughs last laughs hardest” and if that were true then in the words of Jules from Pulp Fiction, ousted Australia coach Mickey Arthur would be “one smiling mother fucker”. A week after the South African bowling machine operator claimed his side boasted “the best bowling attack in … Continue reading

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