Shane Warne

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Your call. Which Australian is the biggest pain in the arse?

The Aussies are a team full of underachieving, overrated, flat-track bullies who caused Rooters Cricket’s own Shane Keith Warne to fly to bits with Liz at the Ascot Races. The poor bastard! We’re certainly spoilt for choice when it comes to choosing the bloke we love to hate in the Australian squad. Or are we? … Continue reading

England devastated by ‘selfish’ Watson

Rooters, London The English cricket team have revealed their dismay at Shane Watson’s decision not to review his LBW decision in the second innings of the disastrous Lord’s test. The team’s ‘Punter’s Club’, led by Tim Bresnan, had backed the metrosexual ponce to blow another review. “The selfish fucker!” Bresnan lamented. “We got him at … Continue reading

Cool dude Michael Holding demands cheat Stuart Broad be banned

Rooters, Nottingham In a hugely contentious moment, England’s Stuart Broad was given a bewildering reprieve when Pakistani umpire Aleem Dar failed to spot a thick edge to Michael Clarke at slip off the bowling of Rooters Cricket’s own Ashton Agar. South African Kevin Pietersen backed his team-mate’s decision not to walk, and was effusive in … Continue reading

Pietersen gives ‘little KP some time in the middle’

Rooters, Worcester What adjective would you use to describe England batsman Kevin Pietersen? Brash? Arrogant? Wanker, perhaps? Deluded KP will tell you he’s introverted? “I’ve got this reputation of being confident, yet I go and do all these psychology tests and I’m an introvert,” Pietersen tells his former team-mate Andrew Flintoff in an interview to be … Continue reading

Hurley holds key to Aussie Ashes fate

Rooters, London  Shane Warne has confirmed he will be part of the new Australian coaching structure although only when he has permission from home. New coach Darren Lehmann had said he welcomed legends like Warne into the dressing room, stating they “are an important part of what we’re trying to create. Writing in a column … Continue reading

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