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Steve Smith

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Poms are shit – a review

Rooters, Sydney Fortunately enough, I’ve never been at point blank range around the stables to see a mare get serviced by a stallion. They reckon it’s not pretty. They tell me there’s a little pony involved, sort of like the ‘fluffer’ that porn producers employ to get the ‘talent’ up and about. Then they fuck … Continue reading

Former English Test legends lose their shit

Rooters, Brisbane Two days after slamming Australia’s batting as the “weakest Ashes line-up ever”, resident English commentary pullthrough Sir Ian Botham has described his countrymen’s first innings batting capitulation at the Gabba as “a fucking train wreck”. The front-running flip-flopper said the Poms had only themselves to blame for a spectacular collapse before tea, during … Continue reading

‘Shirley you can’t be serious’

Rooters, London The Cricket Australia National Selection Panel (NSP) has today announced an 18-man squad for the limited overs component of the VB Tour of England, as well as the ODI against Scotland. Commenting on the squad, National Selector John Inverarity, who played Sergeant Frank Drebin in the film ‘The Naked Gun’ and Dr. Rumack … Continue reading

Smith plans to keep swinging from the arse

Rooters, Taunton Two days after the Cricket Australia National Selection Panel (NSP) advised a dumbfounded nation that Steve Smith had been added to the Australian Ashes squad on the VB Tour of England, the T20 specialist has been left out of the side to play Somerset in Taunton starting Wednesday. Opener Chris Rogers has also … Continue reading

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