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Usman Khawaja

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Rooters Cricket’s Ashes report card

Rooters, Ibiza ‘Geia sas!’ from the Greek party island of Ibiza. Readers will have to excuse our tardiness in the past week. The Rooters Cricket team have been up to their eyeballs in disco bickies and bikini-clad backpackers as we enjoy a well earned rest after covering another action-packed Ashes series. Now the dust has … Continue reading

English crowds should ‘just shoosh up’ – Haddin

Rooters, London Australia’s vice-captain Brad Haddin has attempted to pull a tricky one and shift the attention of the national selectors away from his own poor performances with the bat. The incumbant team backstop, who has made six scores under 14 in the eight visits he has made to the crease during the Ashes, has … Continue reading

‘I done good!’ – Warner

Rooters, London David Warner has pushed his claims for an Ashes call-up by scoring 193 for Australia A in the first unofficial ‘Tin-Pot’ Test against South Africa A in Pretoria. Warner struck 29 fours and a six in his 226-ball innings before being bowled by some unknown muppet called Marchant de Lange. Warner was buoyant … Continue reading

Usman Khawaja had a bowl today…..no shit!

Rooters, Taunton It is said that “he who laughs last laughs hardest” and if that were true then in the words of Jules from Pulp Fiction, ousted Australia coach Mickey Arthur would be “one smiling mother fucker”. A week after the South African bowling machine operator claimed his side boasted “the best bowling attack in … Continue reading

Smith plans to keep swinging from the arse

Rooters, Taunton Two days after the Cricket Australia National Selection Panel (NSP) advised a dumbfounded nation that Steve Smith had been added to the Australian Ashes squad on the VB Tour of England, the T20 specialist has been left out of the side to play Somerset in Taunton starting Wednesday. Opener Chris Rogers has also … Continue reading

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